Simple syrup is 100% the way to go for iced or coldbrew coffee. Stirring sugar into cold coffee is an exercise in annoyance. 

Similarly, I will never forget being behind someone at Starbucks or ordered a small coffee with five splendas and two sugars. I think I just stared agape at the person for a good 2-3 minutes

Ah yes, those powerful trans people. So oppressive with their insistence on, uh, existing.

Her punishment is “Don’t make us actually punish you, just stay under the radar for another couple years and you’re good.”

Yeah this is some serious bullshit indeed. How TF can any judge look at her, look at her record, look at what she DID to that poor child, and then go, “Yeah keep your nose clean and you’re good.”

I was just talking to a woman this weekend who used to consider herself a Democrat but was currently supporting Republicans because “someone had to stand up to trans people!” She was absolutely offended that I implied she supported racists & misogynists. She obviously supported racial minorities and reproductive…

Bribes from real estate interests you say?

Came here for this.  There’s no way she stays out of further trouble.  No. Fucking. Way.

Good lord, that didn’t take long, did it? I guess your typical corrupt politician, with only the really dumb & careless ones getting caught, especially in New York!

if she stays out of trouble for the next two years, according to ABC News.

3 arrests in under 3 years and barely a slap on the wrist. Complexion for the protection indeed.

When he’s eventually re-tried and convicted, just imagine this track being played by the prosecution to show a lack of remorse! The people around him supporting this behavior are only ensuring his downfall being harder than it already has been...

I suppose he has nothing left to lose by going full ham on this.

The first half is definitely happening but the second half never will. 

Yeah I know. And Smollett is just the kind of self absorbed, morally bankrupt, selfish person to flip to supporting right wing conspiracy nonsense for money that the right loves. It’s the same trajectory Candace Owens followed.

He’s not suicidal. I know that much. 

Is this guy seriously crazy?

“spice quorum” is amazing. Thank you for brightening my day!

The Illinois Innocence project. Because their work and Jussie Smollett’s case are totally the same thing.

The example for #10, “Recipes with almost no instruction whatsoever”, is entirely scrutable. Every instruction is crystal clear, the only remotely vague aspect at all is the specific size of a small Cheez Whiz jar since sizes change over the years, but even that’s pretty easy to guess. I suppose it could have…