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BUTTS: A NOVEL BY TINA BELCHER
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Good lord this is an insane amount of sodium. I’m hip to the Salad Supreme and Italian seasoning combo for pasta salad, but my family has always used chopped fresh veggies only (cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, red onion, and orange/yellow bell peppers, sometimes artichoke). We add the dressing and seasoning to taste and

Lol. What? Sounds like more of a calcification or water pressure problem in an old house to me. However, anything stronger that someone gently pouring golden buckets of water over his head would surely wash away the stale cotton candy cobwebs he calls hair. There’s so little surface area to his hands, it’s unclear as

He just looks like a guy that has paid for a girfriend’s abortion and didn’t go with her or support her in any way.  Probably sent a text saying: “report back”

He “hate watches” Fox News.  He has to know what they’re saying about him!

Let be real, I think he’s watching more of OANN these days.

I’m a Heather Robertson fan too! Doing her No Repeat Mashup tomorrow.

Have you tried Les Mills OnDemand? They’re all about strength, agility, conditioning, flexibility, improving the mind/spirit, etc., not weight loss. They have all different kinds of programs ranging from yoga, to cycling, to dance, to martial arts, to HIIT, etc. They really focus on the whole person and making you

Heather Robertson, Rebecca-Louise, Sydney Cummings, and MadFit are some of my favs on YT with great workouts of all varieties, free programs, great music, and consistent uploads. MrandMrsMuscle has great short workouts (all 10 mins), if you don’t mind repeating the circuit 4x.

Yep. They’ve really tried to change their image since the late 90s, but those of us from the state and familiar with what life is like in Lynchburg know better. I cannot tell you how hard they tried to recruit me back in the day and me and parents we like, “fuck no, you literally cannot pay us.” You just don’t go to

I made this tonight in half because I’m alone, lol.

My parents and I just about died watching this in real time last night. The reaction was immediate (as any black person’s would be): “Chaka Khan?! Chaka...” and immediately bust into “I Feel For You” and laughter. I knew we weren’t the only ones out there. Thank you for this!

Randomly, I don’t know why, but yesterday I wondered if fark.com still existed. Now I know!

Take inventory of what you have or might need or are running low on in your bathroom, kitchen, pantry, fridge/freezer. Check dates and conditions of perishables. Decide on a few set meals and few of what you think you might like to eat that share common ingredients. While doing this you should be making a list over

Most countries in Europe are on the US questionnaire for CJD. I can’t donate blood because I was born and lived in Germany for more than 6 months in 80s (the length of time does not have to be consecutive but rather a combination and I forgot the range of dates but I believe it went from the late 70s to early 90s).

Shhhhhhhhhh. Don’t ruin it by sending an influx of people to the places where you can watch wonderful things. 

Thank you. I’m not the biggest Biden fan, but it pisses me off that people are saying he is in some kind of mental decline (just like Hillary). The man has struggled with stuttering his whole life. He often uses sentence abandonment to avoid stuttering which sounds off to us, but is common to those who stutter (like

Thank you for proving my point.

To your second thought, I have been saying this to people ad nauseam. Do people not understand how government works?! Sanders and some of his supporters have consistently treated people like they’re children that don’t know any better and if you disagree with them you’re establishment, a centrist, as bad as Trump,

“Only a white man can keep a job for three decades with absolutely no results and then expect a promotion. Only a white man would blame black people’s stupidity when his supposedly “diverse coalition of new voters” didn’t bother to show up to vote.”

She was never president of a community college, bit rather a profesor. She did grow up in Philly though, so yeah, I wouldn’t fuck with her.