ImTinaBelcher
BUTTS: A NOVEL BY TINA BELCHER
ImTinaBelcher

Thank you. The people coming out of the woodwork and not doing their research in order to defend white women is something...

Not that it matters to you and your agenda, but:

Nothing but a bunch of mediocre jealous beckies. She shines on at Mizzou and no one will remember these no names with lives that will fade into obscurity and soul-crushingly unfulfilled dreams.

You don’t even need to be a lawyer. I learned this in a business law class I had to take for my major. Like, how idiotic can Greenberg be? This is basic level shit.

My god, the grey comments...trash.

I remember watching the fashion show episode for this. Full-on cringe. Her co-stars didn’t like it, but every other leech was falling all over themselves.

I’ve found with a lot of the Google reviews I’ve looked at (driving schools, hair salons for example), majority had inflated ratings because people were given discounts if they left a good review. I too found Yelp much more helpful in these instances.

I have not heard this, but I think all girls in general are developing earlier due to our waste disposal and the amount of hormones in our drinking water.

Here's the thing that I hate....after years being spent of my mom giving me at home relaxers (just for me!) and getting my hair done in the same salons newscasters did, I gave it up and went natural. People always ask me about my hair, straightened or curly. We have beautiful hair no matter the texture and it is an

You deserve all of the stars...

This was a lovely piece Rich. Now I have to go see Paula Abdul.

Cold as in, there is no need for a coat that is meant for arctic weather in those weather regions. Not necessary for Blacksburg, VA or Northern England. It can get quite cold, but not Antarctica cold, which is what those coats are made for and why they are so expensive.

Yep. I’m a year younger than Paris and I’ve always wanted to get married. Been asked twice and ring shopping in three serious long term relationship. It’s easy to get swept up in it only to realize when it comes down to it, the reality of spending the rest of your life with that person is no bueno. I am relieved I’m

I still call it National. I get confused looks too from the young ones and transplants.

Yeah, if you’re walking around campus or walking to working, heavy down coats are a recipe to be drenched in sweat by the time you get to your destination. I walk at a fast pace so I learned this lesson my first winter at Virginia Tech where it is incredibly windy making the cold severe (usually in the teens during

Uh, it’s kind of a requirement to dress professionally in the DC-metro office/gov/contracting world. When I started working in a management position at a government contracting company back in the day, I spent a good chunk of money buying a few high quality tailored suits that would last me a lifetime (haven’t bought

Yup. I remember them having problems casting for the show because anybody who’s somebody in DC/government would not be caught dead on that show. RHOP was a better idea.

My first thoughts exactly.

Normally for midterm I can just walk in. There was a line out the door already when I got to my polling place in northern Virginia at 6:05 am, but the sucker moved fast and I was out in about 10-15 mins. It was a well oiled machine and they were prepared for high turnouts comparable to presidential elections. I also

Yeah. This was my observation in the late 90s, early aughts. When I was in high school, very few kids drank coffee regularly, especially in class. It was a few of the over-achiever kids and those that had to work nights. Otherwise, it was generally frowned upon by parents and teachers and more of an acceptable treat