ImTinaBelcher
BUTTS: A NOVEL BY TINA BELCHER
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I would have been devastated if my family did that so I can understand how damaging that could have been to her in her already fragile state. I wouldn’t have thrown a chair but there are plenty of people that would, even today.

My friend pulled me into a bathroom stall saying she needed to talk to me. She then proceeded to try to slit her wrists. I pried the razor out her hands threw it in the toilet and hugged her while screaming at her at the same time as she sobbed uncontollably. We were 15. I told my teacher who had someone escort us to

Thanks. So odd that I was deemed worthy!

This makes me so happy!

This is an old reply, but I remember this thread and I watched this version on HBO (thanks for the tip!) and it was quite the disturbing movie from the very first scene, so I can’t wait until I see Sofia’s version.

Same in Virginia. Refusing is always a bad choice if you’ve been drinking. You best believe they will get a subpoena for a blood test, guaranteed (quickly and easily at that, they will process that shit at ass o’clock in my state). Your BAC may be lower, but they will have an expert in court to testify your estimated

I really like leaf fangs.

“Indiana Bones”

I wear baseball hats to actual sporting events to keep my face out of the sun or run errands to hide my shame when I’m hungover or feel like shit, you know, like a normal person! Normal people do not wear baseball caps for “fashion”.

Look at how she’s holding her hands...robot.

I’m dying. Thank you.

This breaks my heart. I’ve always been referred to PP and I love and trust them. Whenever a clinic closes (as mine did in Northern Virginia), I think of the countless women and men without affordable care.

It does brighten my day queen, and then all of a sudden I want to cry...WHY?!!!

I could barely make it through the movie. Lebron and Hader made it. (I hate saying that here because I don’t want people to think I’m a troll!)

God, if you watch the episode where Kim Cattrall dates a black guy....the show did not age well at all. It’s all full-level, to the max, cringe.

Carrie was a shitty person because she was inherently selfish. I remember being so dreamy-eyed over the show and then getting high with a person I was dating at the time in college (I paid for HBO like a crazy person), watching the show and they were like “I don’t know how you watch this, she’s so selfish”, and it

Good. *insert meme here because I’m too lazy to do it, I’m on vacation*

Just want to say none of this was chronological in my synopsis, I lumped them by general injury sites because that is how I categorize things with injuries....

Read the more in depth 81-page prosecutors’ grand jury release (it’s on Buzzfeed...am I allowed to say that here? They normally post the legal documents here)