I enjoy the fielder sprinting to back up the throw as the runner crosses the plate.

My god. That throw from the shortstop is beautiful. It’s like watching a busted rocket launch where it sputters out of control. 

Counterpoint: The song slaps and you’re a philistine. 

Some hero made this video which I feel obligated to share with all of you:

Cops suck. Eat my ass.

Oh damn. +1

Oh fuck...bravo

ooh buddy

So he name-dropped the only good cops out there? I don’t see a problem here.

For fuck’s sake, stop giving White people a pass. The choice was between a bland, middle of the road candidate and Satan himself. Blacks and Latinx made the right choice.

I have to give proper headline credit here to our dear, departing Tim Burke, who fired off about 10 of them when he heard the news.

Hooray, capitalism!

Yes. 100%. I hate them and think they’re repulsive, but...

Listening to Chauncey and the Billups get me in the mood too. 

His tweets have gotten progressively more horny throughout the night.

Give me this field:

Nope.

Same - I fixed your headline for you.

There’s a big difference between Laura writing about Barstool on a website that commonly engages in sports media coverage and critiques and Dave Portnoy carrying out harassment in her direction that she clearly finds uncomfortable.

His boss harasses Laura, he says “no comment” and you think she’s being petty?