Seattle will lead the NFL this season in Jungian psychology

The fucking roomba point guard killed me lol

Good response, +1 for you

Nah Perk is one dude in the league who has a bonafide reputation of not to be fucked with. 95% of his NBA career existing is because of this reputation. It’s the last remaining vestige of the “back In my day...” nostalgia that NBA old heads love to brag about. Because some people still believe this is a valuable asset…

Back when Steven Adams was a rookie, Perk elbowed him in the chest in practice and yelled “I’M THE ONLY SILVERBACK HERE.”

He is not the owner. He is the beard. And he sucks at it.

It totally owns that after the Marlins finally rid themselves of their previous grifting cheapskate owner, he was replaced by another grifting cheapskate owner who just happens to be younger and well liked.

It’s not truly Retro Rondo until he has a meltdown over losing in Connect Four to an assistant coach and throws a remote through a flat screen in the locker room.

Donnybrook remains undefeated as the most underutilized word in the English language.

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game about misogyny having employed noted sexual assaulter Greg Howard. Can’t seem to find any instances of sexual harassment being reported at the barstool offices.

Why do you guys even care about Barstool? This is some Burger King-McDonald’s playground fighting bullshit. Nobody else cares except for Deadspin staffers.

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(((Millennial)))

I am legitimately angry that the refs put 0.1 back on the clock. It ruined the moment for Notre Dame and it extended the agony for Mississippi State. Not a single person on the court wanted to play out that final tenth of a second.

Why exactly does hockey have this emergency goalie rule? Not that I’m against it. I think professional sports needs more regular ass dudes getting a chance once in a blue moon. I just don’t understand why this rule exists. In baseball, the emergency catcher is basically whatever guy played some catcher in high school.…

Like many other basketball coaches, you know how to keep running the same dril.

another day as head basketball coach at the university of mississippi. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

For real, fuck Jared Dudley. He has always come across as such a wannabe tough guy/enforcer type.

Your one is better, but a lot. The first one is just pandering, while yours is clever.

I was going to go with back back back of the bus... But this is better.