God dammit, this has really ruined Bill Snyder for me. Why didn’t you just retire after last season so I can spend the rest of eternity thinking of you as grandpa wizard. Now I just think you’re a dick.

I simply can’t argue this very good point.

Sorry, but this series is actually about which team scores the most points.

Bad brain fart by me. Edited.

Brain fart. Edited.

This series, like most of today’s NBA, is all about matchups and how each team reacts to them via switching.

Correct me if I’m wrong (I’m almost certainly wrong), but isn’t it against the rules to have that sort of quid pro quo when it comes to players contracts? Specifically, the premise of taking less money now with the understanding that you will be made whole in the future. Also, doing so with the express purpose of…

Fact: ‘Pardon My Take’ is better and more funny than ANYTHING Deadspin has done in the last 7-8 years. I bet Drew Magary weeps and wishes he was with Barstool while he listens to Big Cat and PFT Commenter. Deadspin aka Univision Sports is a sinking ship and has been for years. Its downfall happened long before the…

Pardon My Take is fantastic. Reading the rest of that site makes me feel, depending on the particular article, somewhere along the spectrum of “I should probably go take a shower” to “I am now an accessory to date-rape.” It’s like if buzzfeed got shitfaced and started trying to sext all of its ex-hookups, only to…

PMT is incredible, and I’ve been kind of amused at the TOTAL lack of coverage it’s received from Deadspin. It seems to be taking over the sports social media world lately. They get great guests and usually deliver entertaining interviews. I know Big Cat probably doesn’t have the Deadspin Blogger Stamp of Approval but…

Big Cat and PFT are legitimately amazing characters and I honestly hope they get too big for barstool and do their own thing. They also added that Donnie Does China guy who is a fucking maniac and is going to end up in a Chinese labor camp.

Ugh what sucks is despite Barstool continuing to be a festering cesspool of bro culture, since they received a hefty investment (from the Chernin Group), they’ve been able to get some good talent. I feel almost guilty listening to Pardon My Take because I know it’s supporting that shithole of a website. Fuck, they do…

I am doxing here but fuck him

[redacted] (I grew up way too poor to be a teenage glutton)

Not food, but as a teenager I used to drink roughly 12 Mountain Dew Code Reds a day. Early morning. Late night. Didn’t matter. I guarantee I drank five times more Code Red than I did water. Looking back, I can’t believe that my teeth didn’t dissolve into a fine powder and that I somehow didn’t go blind.

Chained in a pit connected to the sewers of the MSNBC building.

Hyperbaric decompression torture.

By far, my most favorite thread of the day.

Being pushed down a huge flight of stairs by his victims.

Hopefully drawn-out, in tremendous pain, all alone.