I think Wall is better. Westbrook is a great individual player. If Otto Porter gets a max contract, he’ll be the 3rd guy Wall has gotten major bucks for by making them better. Trevor Ariza, Garrett Temple (look him up) and Porter.

“Russell Westbrook on his meds” is absolutely how I am going to refer to John Wall from now on.

He’s basically a toned down version of Russell Westbrook. Like if someone gave Russ a handful of ADHD medication.

Am I the only one who thinks that graphic looks like Woj is blowing up swastika?

Let me get this straight.

Make free throws and you get to play in the 4th quarter.

Enes Kanter is definitely O. Winterbone. Russ is C. Bandicoot. Steven Adams is... Massage Room?

What are his thoughts on the Juicero?

I’m feeling nostalgic

If there is a platonic ideal of a deadspin article, it is this one. If someone ever has cause to ask me why I read deadspin I’ll just send them a link to this article.

Sorry, wait, who the fuck are the Atlanta Hawks?

Yes. This is the good stuff. More of this.

This is my favourite excerpt.

Hope they had a blast!

Howard should just say it was his Tourette Syndrome.

My dog has a lovably dumb face, but he wears his seatbelt, so he is a smart and good dog.

My dog would be halfway across the field before he realized I missed the ball AGAIN because I can’t even fucking fungo. I am useless. Shit, I don’t even have a dog.

My dog would slowly saunter to the ball and glance back at me with a look that says, “You dipshit. *You* get the fuckin’ ball.”

It just seems like all the pro athletes get the smart/adorable/articulate pups and babies while us normal folk are left with the dummies.