Julio Franco hit .300/.376/.444 in his age-42 season in 101 PAs, whiles Bonds hit .276/.480/.565 in his age-42 season in 477 PAs. That means Bonds was approximately 28% better than Franco in both OBP and SLG in almost 5x the plate appearances. For their careers, Franco was a .298/.365/.417 hitter while Bonds was a…

When Trump started campaigning and doing well I had this sinking feeling. The fact that he wasn’t immediately laughed out of the race told me that people in this country were totally fucking stupid.

I never even understood why people were excited over the Jill Stein recounts.

I’ve learned to temper my excitement over the potential outcomes of something like this. I remember in summer of 2015 thinking “he’ll be done after Iowa” and after the tapes leaked I thought that would be his downfall. I will patiently wait and see and hope for the best.

Okay, so I know as far as Hated Duke Guys go, Mason Plumlee ranks pretty low, but... if I try to imagine that is Grayson Allen or JJ Reddick, I produce a cathartic smile.

Politics has nothing to do with hating hearing about Tebow, or hating that Tebow gets a free ride to suck ass at baseball, taking roster spots from countless other minor league actual-baseball-players just so whatever franchise can sell some jerseys and tickets to Tebow sheep.

Originally this post inaccurately had Tebow facing the Astros and Charlie Morton rather than the Red Sox and Rick Porcello; we regret the error.

As a Washingtonian native, I’ve greatly enjoyed Chris Cooley’s decline from “former fan favorite” to “DC Sports Alex Jones”

Trotting out the military as props is like Politics 101. Their families are inherently sympathetic, and Soldiers get virtually no say in what they are told to do (if someone tells them to go stand next to the President and have him pin on an award, that’s what they do). Plus politicians can funnel all sorts of money…

Ah, the hypocrisy is thick. Remember when he went after the Khan family and accused HRC of using them as a political prop? Fun times, man. Fun times.

I also love Ohio State and Harbaugh is my favorite guy in college football.

You got a star from me...but know it hurt to give to a suckeye fan. /s

I say this as an OSU alum and diehard fan, but I fucking love Jim Harbaugh. He’s great for college football - he’s a vibrant and eccentric weirdo that it is hard to not find endearing. He’s like a mix between a psychopath and a labradoodle. And you know what? I don’t think he’s ever leaving Michigan, at least for…

I am now pregnant.

Um, I think Ashley already posted this blog this morning?

Wait for the surprise fourth act, “John Wall Tore His Achilles And I’m Going To Walk Into The Ocean Forever,” probably debuting any minute now.

Albert & The Wizards - A Three Act Play: 

A still-unsolved mystery: Where did Lady Gaga go after finishing her performance by leaping from the stage and catching a football? Maybe she’s falling still...

For a guy who’s maybe never met a dog, he excels at whining like a little bitch.