Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

Black president

Fair.

I hate when people ask me for autographs all the time but the groupies are okay.

Some of you guys are prominent Sports Media Internet People. Do you ever get annoyed by how people seemingly appear to rip off the tone or phrases that people use? For example, Drew’s use of BIG [Insert something here] or PFT Commenter saying things like “gotta hear both sides” or “really makes you think”. Hell, even…

Well I never said I was unhappy with you going upside his dome though.

You are the first person in human existence who is unhappy with the idea of hitting Bill Simmons over the head with a frying pan.

Aww, you hit him over the head before he got to the best part where he relentlessly tries to make Larry Bird the white Jesus of basketball a thing and brings up a weak ass cross reference of Teen Wolf and Beverly Hills 90210 again.

That’s like when I was talking to my buddy Hench about how Phil Simms is an idiot because he always says “I was talking to...” and we were talking about when I was talking to House about when he was talking about Phil Simms.

I can’t believe local Boston sports talk radio didn’t fly during HBO prime time.

Close, but you needed a smarmy “These are my readers”, and/or gratuitous fucking overmentions of House.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

Booooooooo

I’m with you on this. I can’t think of another actor whose got a bigger catalog of movies that I love, but this shit is out of hand. Did you hear that he gave a random Cubs fan a ticket to game six? Doesn’t this dude have any fucking friends? He’s forever going to random people’s parties and cleaning dishes and like…

Because none of the Samsungs wanted to play for your team and at least the Magnavox is decent when it’s running as opposed to other TVs you bought which could barely turn on.

He’s not that good a shooter, so it would always be a happy accident. Russ will never call Banksy.

always extremely good when a 23 year old is put on a strict minutes limit for the rest of his career

As a Wizards fan (shoot me), I would not so much call Bradley Beal “butt” but rather a 6'5 version of one of those crappy off brand TVs that always breaks masquerading as a basketball player. When it happens, you always ask yourself why the hell you bought some Magnavox flat screen from Target and didn’t just spring…

I’m starting to think Russell Westbrook is just an elaborate Banksy piece.