lol owned bitch

No of course not. As a Barstool guy, supporting an oppresive apartheid state is cool as hell.

Barstool has been doing some cool stuff lately!

Shrieking through a Northwestern basketball game, otherwise known as THE ENTIRE FRICKIN BILL CARMODY ERA baby!!!!

I don’t know why you would disclose this. Just rind the wave, dude. Age matters when teams negotiate contracts. It doesn’t make or break a contract, but in terms of total value, it can matter.

“Your honor, I’d like to turn your attention to Exhibit C fas the most damning evidence of collusion amongst NFL owners towards my client - a signed contract between the Oakland Raiders and Nathan Peterman!”

This isn’t remotely surprising, seeing as Nuzzi is close pals with Eve Peyser.

In terms of pure shenanigans, absolutely. That’s an all-time team of clowns. This is an entirely different aesthetic. It’s petty and gossipy and the cracks have been forming for so long.

I am both a Wizards fan and a messy bitch who loves drama, so this is a far better outcome than sleepwalking to a 7-seed and a first round sweep.

I think one thing is clear: Ted Leonsis doesn’t care about the Wizards anywhere near as much as he does the Capitals.

fuck off nerd

This is a far better comment than my initial one and it deserves better.

Ah damn you got me. Just checked Yale’s course catalogue, and there is no class titled “Slaughtering A Million Iraqi Civilians 101.” You’re right, no idea why these Harvard and Yale grads who all share the commonality of going to Harvard and Yale continue to fuck up the world. An absolute mystery and no trend…

Like 99% of our countries problems have been caused by Harvard and Yale grads.. Every war, economic collapse, and swindling of capital is littered with their fingerprints. Not everyone there is a bad person, but there’s a high percentage some very bad people are in those stands.

No, it’s more about the idea that it would wipe out hoards of Harvard and Yale graduates, which inherently makes the world a better place.

A Harvard vs. Yale football game played at Fenway park seems like the perfect opportunity for the stadium to fall into a massive sinkhole.

Burneko works at Cap One Arena?

That’s what I thought, but it makes no sense.

What I truly don’t understand here is why he referred to it as a field goal later in the tweet and not initially? 

Look at this dork. He’ll snatch your soul on the court so guys can’t fuck with him, but total dork., and I actually like the guy.