[Paralegal for Kaep’s collusion case sees tweet]

This was a topsy-turvy clusterfuck from everyone involved. Urban Meyer handled it poorly. As did Gene Smith and the OSU administration. The Columbus police seemed like they didn’t do much. Even the reporting on the story, spearheaded by Brett McMurphy, had its share of red flags (the heavily edited Facebook post,…

I’m curious as to how much Chapo you’ve consumed beyond that Twitter clip? That’s pretty garden variety for Felix’s deeply ironic edgelord humor. Literally listen to any episode and you’ll hear him talk about wanting Michael Flynn to “hit [his] back walls” or say that a brutal dictator is a “fucking pimp.”

Ugggh why does this surprise you? Why wouldn’t they? I can think of at least three Splinter writers who have been guests on the podcast and another 1-2+ across the Gizmodo platform. 

Should be noted that Jacob Stallings is Pittsburgh sports royalty. He is the son of recently former Pitt hoops coach, Kevin Stallings, architect of Pitt’s remarkable 0-18 in conference play 2018 season.

It has been crystallizing to see this all manifest in the age of Trump. I’m an OSU alum and I occasionally use my cousins 247sports login to check on recruiting news. It is, regrettably, a deep flaw of mine that I care so much about it.

Yeah, this also looms large. I’ve always maintained that if he just said “I can’t comment on that at this time” this story has a much quicker news cycle. What’s extremely naive that I see a lot of takes on is that people think this is the reason he will be fired. Frankly, from a legal standpoint, him lying to…

There has been a lot to unpack today, but here are my thoughts:

It certainly impacts him winning games and recruiting if he’s no longer the coach at OSU.

Thanks for clearing it up. Look, I 10000% agree with you. Again, this isn’t about the morally just outcome. It’s about reality. Urban Meyer is complicit whether he said a mea culpa or not. Nobody denies this, at least I certainly don’t. I also never said putting out some retroactive statement absolves him in any way,…

Dude, I can’t even decipher what you’re trying to say here? Also, I remain absolutely confident that if he released the hypothetical statement I posted above when this initially started, it would be nowhere near the level of a scandal we’re seeing now. I’m not saying that it’s the morally just outcome, nor would it…

While that axiom certainly rings true and has for a long time, it clearly doesn’t have the outcome it once did. Lying about everything isn’t some bulletproof plan for these guys anymore. This is, of course, a very good thing. A development long overdue which I fully support. I’m just not sure if coaches can keep…

I mean, sorry, but it clearly is not. It wasn’t Meyer who beat his spouse. If Urban Meyer would have simply made a statement of this nature during B1G media day, I highly doubt his demise is occurring right now: “We fired Zack Smith and it’s something that I should have done a while ago and I take responsibility for…

OSU alum here. This is all obviously very disappointing to me on many levels. But fuck, how have these coaches not realized that the downfall is ALWAYS in the cover-up? Like, this shit happened several years after everything materialized with Penn State. It’s baffling to me that these coaches* cannot figure this out.

My god. That throw from the shortstop is beautiful. It’s like watching a busted rocket launch where it sputters out of control. 

Counterpoint: The song slaps and you’re a philistine. 

Some hero made this video which I feel obligated to share with all of you:

Cops suck. Eat my ass.

So he name-dropped the only good cops out there? I don’t see a problem here.

Oh, it’s a totally weird phenomenon I see as well.