Yes. 100%. I hate them and think they’re repulsive, but...

His tweets have gotten progressively more horny throughout the night.

I would be totally fine with Martinez. It’s just that the four I picked above all would be extremely fun for various reasons.

Yeah, but this was prior to the new format. I’m considering the derby history prior to the new format to be irrelevant.

Give me this field:

Because my dick grows an inch with every star and I desperately need to get it to four inches.

AB has been asked not to communicate with female staffers unless it is essential to a post he is writing.

Sorry, dude. There has literally not been a single thing mentioned about Burneko, even in the deepest rumor mills of the internet. The last thing I want to do is be dismissive towards allegations of this nature, but I have a hard time believing anything you are saying when I can’t even find the tiniest breadcrumb that…

Sorry, but when has Burneko been accused of anything like what you mentioned above? I just did a quick search on Google and Twitter thinking I missed something and not a single thing came up.

When? Outside of the former Deadspin people who were named on the Shitty Media Men List (Greg Howard, AJ Daulerio, Tommy Craggs) has there been any sort of reporting that shows some form of deliberate coverup went down? I’m not discrediting any allegations, I just have not seen anything to back up your statement.

Same - I fixed your headline for you.

There’s a big difference between Laura writing about Barstool on a website that commonly engages in sports media coverage and critiques and Dave Portnoy carrying out harassment in her direction that she clearly finds uncomfortable.

Seattle will lead the NFL this season in Jungian psychology

This is a Lance Stephenson ass move if I’ve seen one.

I look forward to when the Pirates sign him as their next “reclamation project” and suddenly he puts up a 3.50 ERA for the rest of the season.

Nah Perk is one dude in the league who has a bonafide reputation of not to be fucked with. 95% of his NBA career existing is because of this reputation. It’s the last remaining vestige of the “back In my day...” nostalgia that NBA old heads love to brag about. Because some people still believe this is a valuable asset…

It totally owns that after the Marlins finally rid themselves of their previous grifting cheapskate owner, he was replaced by another grifting cheapskate owner who just happens to be younger and well liked.

It’s not truly Retro Rondo until he has a meltdown over losing in Connect Four to an assistant coach and throws a remote through a flat screen in the locker room.

Donnybrook remains undefeated as the most underutilized word in the English language.

What’s wild is that his shot has gotten even more unorthodox since college. I remember watching him at AU and wondering “how the hell does it go in so much?” But now its even crazier. Here are some college highlights: