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ImTheOneWhoJohnnyKnox
ImTheOneWhoJohnnyKnox

The quality of work that SB Nation puts out is 1000 miles better than Bleacher Report. I can think of two media folks I enjoy from B/R - Matt Miller and Michael Felder - and that’s it.

Just came here to say that David is maybe the best sports writer on the planet and I’m thrilled to see him on Deadspin. More David Roth, please!

Oh hell yeah, we got lukewarm coaching beefs. College football is back, baby! The most glorious thing on this planet.

I’m pretty sure Josh Harrison has ruined like five different no hitters that were 6+ IP. He has a knack for it.

Albert turning into Neil deGrasse Tyson has been an interesting development.

I’ve said this before, but when I retire I want to go on an MLB ballpark tour EXCLUSIVELY on Bark at the Park nights. Mix in some minor league ones, I’d be the happiest person in the world.

I love this center and his curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to offensive linemen on the thicker side...

Good call, but is that televised or live streamed?

Probably Not Very Hot Take Summer Basketball Rankings:

Things are shaping up perfectly for a Dodgers-Yankees World Series, a ratings bonanza for Fox executives. This all but locks in a Rockies-Indians series.

I prefusely apologize. The Butler Bulldog is an extremely good boy. As is Jack, but he’s still a poser.

Damn. Too late to edit.

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This is truly a good dog. In the world of skateboarding dogs, there are a lot of fucking posers out there, including this jerk from Butler.

The thing about Barstool is, and I find them pretty repulsive, but I credit them for building a community. It’s a repugnant community built on misogyny that I want no part of, but a community nonetheless. They engage with readers, build up cult like followings to certain personalities, and have essentially built a

I’ve always found something incredibly strange about these gimmicks. We have a family friend who did this via popping a balloon, and all I could think was “the only two people on the planet who know this extremely intimate and private piece of information are the OBGYN and some 17-year old at Party City.”

The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck...

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Not only that, but you would probably need to secure the immediate area outside of the stadium for safety reasons.

Here’s my suggestion. Stanton vs. Judge. Pay-Per-View event.

Also if the two of them ran for office, Pop would be the leftist advocating for single payer while Kerr is the the meticulously groomed neoliberal centrist hack.

The difference between Kerr and Pop when it comes to their often fawned about social wokeness is that I’m pretty sure Pop would laugh and walk away if asked this question.