Not only that, but he just seems like he’s in a better place. Before he went to jail, dude was going through some shit.

I’m so happy the East Atlanta Santa is a free man. The world is a better place because of it.

Hi: College Football or NFL?

I’m still amazed that in the hundreds of Bark at the Park nights over the years across Major and Minor League baseball, that this has never happened.

I can totally see a SportsCenter segment where he sleeps on it to test it out

Darren Rovell is going to fucking eat this up

I never once thought he was a sure thing. At best, I thought it was a plausible pipe dream, but I never once thought it was anywhere close to happening, even in my most optimistic moments.

This is so depressing, man. I was so excited about the Wizards just two years ago. They had two straight years of making legitimate runs almost to the conference finals, they had Wall and Beal as a promising and dynamic young backcourt, things were going in the right direction. And then things went down the tubes and…

I was so not prepared for this. Not even remotely ready. You know where my head was at four hours ago? I was on cloud nine about going on alt-right Twitter and witnessing the meltdown with their conspiracy theories and blaming the Jews. Now this is real. I can’t stomach this shit.

Truth but he is all about the impending cyborg wars.

I’m really digging this new Whitlock segment.

As a resident of Columbus, I would like to find this kid and buy him beer. Tons and tons of beer.

Honestly, it wouldn’t surprise if at this point, he doesn’t want anything to do with Trump.

I’m becoming a really big fan of woke Nigel Hayes.

I say 85% chance this is all bullshit and both Brady and Belichick vehemently deny this tomorrow. I really do not believe that they did this.

Fair.

Some of you guys are prominent Sports Media Internet People. Do you ever get annoyed by how people seemingly appear to rip off the tone or phrases that people use? For example, Drew’s use of BIG [Insert something here] or PFT Commenter saying things like “gotta hear both sides” or “really makes you think”. Hell, even…

You are the first person in human existence who is unhappy with the idea of hitting Bill Simmons over the head with a frying pan.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

Booooooooo