Basically.

As a Wizards fan (shoot me), I would not so much call Bradley Beal “butt” but rather a 6'5 version of one of those crappy off brand TVs that always breaks masquerading as a basketball player. When it happens, you always ask yourself why the hell you bought some Magnavox flat screen from Target and didn’t just spring…

I’m starting to think Russell Westbrook is just an elaborate Banksy piece.

We have done it. We have reached #PeakWestbrook

my wife left me

Well now I feel like a dick

I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID PLEASE SEND BILL MURRAY TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY

I have a Hot Take coming. Don’t get me wrong, I love Bill Murray and I think he’s a national treasure...

Yes. Thank you. THANK YOU. This truly validates all my insecurities as a fan.

I’m just so happy for that Wisconsin grad from Indianapolis who now works for Accenture, lives in Lincoln Park, and has never watched a baseball game prior to this year - HE’S WAITED HIS WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS!

Even when this good dog acts bad he is still an extremely good dog.

I loved this show. In fairness, there were moments where it go a bit too Garden Statey, but overall, I thought it was excellent television.

What’s even more fun to think about is how in baseball, managers wear the same uniform as the players. It’s the only sport that does that. Now imagine your favorite basketball coach pacing down the sidelines in a full basketball uniform and try not to laugh.

I first read that headline as “Anthony Weiner’s Dog” and now I’m incredibly sad on multiple fronts.

Albert, as a fellow Wizards fan, I’m sure you will agree with me that last night was fun to watch. I mean, it’s the first game of the year and once they started to trail in the 4th, their defense already was looking like a late March game with no playoff implications! We are truly blessed by the Scott Brooks era.

Oh my god, I didn’t even think about that. I almost want to go see what they think.

This is true.

Hell, just being the nominee would have brought out an onslaught.

Yeah, sorry wasn’t trying to insult your family. Just in my experience, Orthodox Jews are such pushy assholes. I remember when I went to Chabad stuff at my school and they were so intense about everything. It was like they were trying to get you to join a cult. I remember one of my friends who was fairly involved with…