It means she has no idea how to use that deep ocean minerals scrub she bought at Bath and Body Works. Please send help...

Yes! It’s soooo frustrating! You keep hearing everybody on the news going, “oh well, people say bad words all the time in our culture!” Bitch, no, it’s not the bad words! It’s the fact that they’re high-fiving and celebrating a fucking crime! They’re celebrating violating somebody else! Actually, Trevor Noah actually…

The worst part is that they still don’t GET what is deplorable about it! They’re offended by him saying “pussy” because bad language is BAD! They don’t get that he was just openly endorsing sexual assault!

Battery huckers are in Philly. We don’t associate with those ingrates.

YouTube is your friend!

Yup, he’s so right! Of course men are gonna sexually assault women if they’re housed together! I mean, come on, we can’t help it when we’re young and they’re young... nubile... rape... young... nubile... rape...

Ding ding ding! That was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw it.

I think the Aspen’s license plate indentation is smaller than the mystery SUV’s.

Great, now every “tuner” kid is going to claim his 100 HP is good for 200 MPH because planes can do it... Damn those are cool, though!

Japanese Classics - Your one stop shop for all things Japanese that you want to drool over and then can’t stop looking, oh god, all the Skylines, ooh a Soarer, wow a widebody Silvia, what’s a Cedric...........

Hell yeah! Nice car! Here’s my daily driven, Tail of the Dragon approved, fully built suspension, nasty loud, N/A-for-now 91 MR2.

Yes, and for that money I could have bought my MR2 9 times over and still had money left over to celebrate with a lovely night out for all my friends. Alternatively, I can buy my car, get a Gen 4 3SGTE swapped into it (shout out to my guys at Prime), do a few power mods, upgrade the suspension all around, get new…

You’re definitely right on one account, one of those loaders does not have a dick...

Of course he’s physically healthy! Not even bacteria want to live inside that putrid husk!

My Wrangler back in the day did the same thing. I had to defeat it to get max visibility when off-roading at night. Brights plus fogs means a very bright trail. Also, the fogs were more or less off-road running lights, not really fog lights.

I know a brother / sister pair named Porsche and Shelby...

North Carolina, the latte of which is a vast wasteland

It’s an old joke. What do you call the guy who graduated last in his class at medical school? Doctor...

I was never much of a sprotsman. Where do you even get sprots?

I had the pleasure and honor of riding with Danny a few times. He is a fantastic guy and a total character! He’s always down for any ride and will happily talk your ear off while you’re panting, dying.