I tend to mispronounce Porsche Cayenne as “cock flavored lollipop.”

If somebody mentions a Mini Cooper, Porsche Carrera, or any cars in a similar line I tend to ask “singular or plural?” You know: Coopers, Carreras...

I was looking for exactly that! In the video you can’t see any of the marshals. I was hoping they’d show a zoomed out view with the marshal in the background losing his damn mind! What was the driver thinking? “Oh, okay, lemme just pull into oncoming traffic here. What’s the worst that could happen? It’s just a blind…

This is word for word what I just said under my breath... Insane!

1997 Volkswagen Passat TDI Wagon - the unicorn of the TDI world!

Yinz want dat self-drivin’ car? We got it! Comes with fries and coleslaw on it!

Based on absolutely nothing, we have chosen Harvard! If only there were some sort of institute out there specializing in these kinds of things...

Uhm, those bikes are totally going to hit that “Car Park Entrance” sign...

Also engineer. Confirming for maximum power! The batteries will get very hot. To prevent thermal expansion, sit on them. You’ll know when it’s working.

Shhhh! He needs a hug! His paradigms are in extreme danger of shifting!

Awe hell! Now I’m mad! Where are my throwin’ batteries?!?!

You won’t need any of it if you’re dead... Just sayin’

if the beach were strewn with garbage and discarded condoms and the waters themselves were mostly mucus-clogged spit.

Chimps are insanely strong. They WILL rip your face off!

Last night I went for a bike ride with my girlfriend. Almost back to where we parked is a spot with five Pokestops in a small sculpture garden right by the river. So, we spent 45 minutes hanging out there, catching pocket monsters, talking to fellow monster catchers, playing with the dogs that some of those monster…

I’m using a PTC account. My girlfriend is using the Google account. Can confirm. Mine’s down about twice a day. There’s nothing like watching her catch all these cool Pokemon while I stare at an error message. I’m livid!

COTD for Hans Arschloch!!

LOL, V6 Fiery... It sure was!

I’ll just throw out there that he was also really good in “The Pacific” mini-series. He plays Merriel “SNAFU” Shelton, a Marine with a rather morose disposition. I highly recommend the whole series!

That’s brilliant! I’d have to buy from the Doug Stanhope collection: