You’re lucky in one respect, there’s no lasting damage from that one. Imagine, you could have been the guy who accidentally bought a yak while whacked out!

I am socially awkward. I was even more so when I was that age. I DO NOT make inappropriate comments to women! I DO NOT say things that are predatory! I DO NOT make people feel unsafe! I’m just quiet and don’t always know what to say, so I end up saying something stupid or overshare about some silly thing that I’m…

Nuh huh! I pray AND raise awareness! Did you know there’s also this thing called breast cancer? Fucking, whoa!?! Shit’s bad!

This is actually a very accurate and poignant way of summarizing the conservative viewpoint...

Between her and John Oliver, I’ve found a worthy replacement for the Daily Show!

Reminds me of my cycling racing days. I’d tell people I did well over a pound of weight reduction right before the race. The magical process: I took a hefty dump...

I think it’s the same thought process in which gay men are all effeminate. I was trying to come up with some sort of dumb “bro-view” joke here but just can’t right now... Why can’t we just stop all this shit... Why...

INITIAL D!!!!

En vino veritas...

I’m sure he was nice and caring when he tore off her clothes, groped her, and violated her. I feel like these people need to understand that those actions aren’t some little slip-up. He didn’t lovingly tear her clothes off and jam his fingers inside her, giving her abrasions and contusion. This wasn’t a two second…

Check out what one of his friends had to say about him: http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/06…

No worries about how common they are. I’m an experienced cyclist and I didn’t start using them until I actual got serious about it. It takes getting used to and definitely requires a good understanding of how they work. I’m sure anybody who pointed out how common they are also took the time to mention that most people…

Soooo shooting somebody only takes seconds! Does that mean I should get away completely scot-free if I take somebody’s life? I mean, sure, the victim and their family may feel differently about it, but it was only a second of MY life. What’s the big deal?

And, you know, colleges, high schools, primary schools, malls, your doctor’s office because somebody thinks he shouldn’t practice his medicine, your neighbor’s house when he fucks up while cleaning his gun, the house your child might be playing at when one of them finds a loaded gun, maybe your own house when your…

It’s right in line with the whole “there are more black prisoners because they’re more criminally inclined” bullshit. Even if the statistics are true, it doesn’t mean that’s what causes it! Correlation does not equal causation!

It feels to me like they put more work into the video of the configurator than it would have taken to just make a configurator...

Not at all! That’s at Carnegie Mellon University, a school known for engineering and drama...

You think that’s bad, check out this assault on taste I had to look at every day on my campus!