I highly recommend Birchermüesli! It’s the OG Swiss Müesli (pronounced mie-sli) made with oats, grated apples, milk (or water, but, you know, yuck), sweetened condensed milk, nuts, lemon juice, and really any fruit or berries you feel like adding. It’s eaten cold either shortly after mixing (yummy crunchy and creamy)…

I’ve compared being a VW fan to being a crack addict. I know it’s bad for me and my bank account but I just can’t stop liking those damn VW’s!!

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Look for real estate by cemeteries. Houses there are ALWAYS cheaper! Also, you’ll have quiet neighbors...

“I’m what?”

You’re discounting people whose fares included destinations with those keywords. I personally loving catching a game at Heinz Sexual Assault Field (actually, that one’s kinda on the nose) or taking in an opera at the Metropolitan Rape Opera!

Go to Asia! In Korea, every truck looks like this:

That’s the single most pissed off airplane I’ve ever heard!

Yes, your spelling of the word “know.”

This type of “logic” reminds me very much of what I had to listen to for years from former coworkers who escaped the Soviet Union to come work in the US. They would swear up and down how terrible socialism is and all the damage it does. They would decry Obama the “socialist” all the time. I’m so glad I’m not currently…

Let me summarize his comment: “TL/DR, here’s my opinion!”

Can confirm! I lived in SC and often got to hear how slavery had nothing to do with the war and how it was all states’ rights and Northern aggression!

Just give me the car for a weekend. I’m sure I’ll get it off. Beware, though, that my method requires me to drive hundreds of miles. Your GPS may say that I’ve taken it to the Tail of the Dragon. This is correct. It is an integral part of the lug nut removal process. Trust me!

I had to do a reverse image search to figure it out. It’s called “The Five Year Engagement.”

I hear what you’re saying but I think you miss the point that your choice of candidate is completely wrong! There are others out there who represent your ideas and ideals much better. You should consider a third party candidate! They aren’t as biased or purely image-based as your choice! Seriously, look beyond the…

Dear Christians,

Best I can figure, these guys expect the woman to be so taken by the image of a pecker that they will drop whatever they’re doing, travel to wherever the men live, and beg them for all the sex and millions of babies... It’s the same theory as cat-calling. Maybe, just maybe, if a guy yells salacious comments at a girl…

Truck you say? How about the unbreakable Ford 300 I6?

“Auf Wiedersehen”

There’s people who get it and people who don’t... I mean, I like to mountain bike, but riding singletrack over terrain or downhill is so dangerous. I mean, why would you do that if you could just ride on a flat rail trail, on a path, in a straight line?