Been there seen that! I was working in Myrtle Beach back in 2001 when a couple water spouts made landfall and proceeded to rip up part of the hotel / business district downtown. I clearly remember seeing the funnel cloud come down as dirt was flying up from the ground. It was when the first few roofs went flying that…

I’m going to start a water delivery service for the people of California. Who wants the first load?

Coming next year, 19 Catholic Priests and counting! What could go wrong?

I live in NJ. I’ve seen this emblazoned on multiple cars and people:

Good catch! Zaxby’s got the slot in the second image. Mmmh, I miss Zaxby’s... Sure, every second or third time you at there you’d get explosive diarrhea, but their special sauce is just soooo gooooood!

Well, now I know what I’ll be telling them when they call up asking for donations...

Oh good, they handed him over to the church. Churches are SOOO good at dealing with the fondling of minors...

Of course, I’ll also request that any woman who has waited until the 8th day after the start of her uncleanliness be sure to have brought the requisite two turtles or two pigeons to her priest for sin and burnt offerings before entering my business.

I think that’s allowed... I’ll have to review. Of course, if she was on her period during the sex, he will also be considered unclean for seven days.

“We do not allow women on their periods into this facility based on our religious beliefs.”

I know how to install a radio. I know how to take apart my dash. I know how to take apart my door. I even know how to fix the broken wire harness in my door. Why do I still have a full sound system sitting in a box doing nothing? Because I hate doing all of those things! I would much rather pay somebody to do it!

In the US, anything that isn’t Catholic is considered Protestant. So, crazy Evangelicals and extreme Baptists are lumped in with them as well! It is a strange inclusion on this series of charts. I think, if anything, we could try listing “religious” vs. “secular” people for more effect.

This reminds me of a story I recently heard from a friend. She does a lot of interviewing at her job. One day, she interviews a guy and all seems fine, but when she’s done she notices a message from a co-worker. This co-worker sits by a window overlooking the parking lot. This window has a heavy reflective coating.…

Oh that Audrey Hepburn, always pouring one out for her homies...

Yup, kidnapping and rape gets this guy 4 years so he still has plenty of time to go out and do it again before his pecker stops working. Refusing to stop fucking on a public beach gets you 15. I guess it would have been better if the beach fucking were non-consensual...?

African Queen GIF? Does my mind deceive me or is that really an African Queen GIF?!?

No! It’s my favorite because it’s from Nahuatl (original word: chilpoctli), an ancient language designed specifically to be unpronounceable to modern Americans! It’s the last stand of the Aztecs!

#1 a million times! Not a one of the guys that goes off track goes straight! They’re at full lock towards the pavement the whole time! Every single one is pissing me off more! I know crashes happen in motorsports, but if I come flying around that corner and get clipped by some jackass spinning all over the track like…