until you're like 30 and your dad decided to host "pleasure parties" to sell sex products to all your friends

I love my Sigg bottle because it's lightweight and almost indestructible. Mine has enough gouges and dents to put most other bottles to death. The lid has been cross-threaded but still works just fine if you engage the proper threads. It has the old BPA-containing liner in it because I was too lazy and not enough of…

I love my Sigg bottle because it's lightweight and almost indestructible. Mine has enough gouges and dents to put…

I totally agree with you on the conduction front, especially because the bottles are actually aluminum, not steel. So, your conductivity shoots up to about 167 W/m*K!! Insulation is definitely not their strong suit.

I totally agree with you on the conduction front, especially because the bottles are actually aluminum, not steel.…

Oh their God! Thanks for posting this! That's horrible! That is abuse! Poor girl!!! How long until we can start pushing back against these horrible ultra-conservative religious groups and just call them hate groups! This is disgusting!

I commend you for doing a job that I absolutely know I could not do myself. If I had been in that situation, I would have try to restart a eugenics program just for that kid...

Thanos in a belly shirt!!

It's a fair cop!

Weed occurs in nature... I don't see the problem. I know not to feed the troll, but it's just so tempting.

Tinctures already exist.

I would bet that the cheese used in those sticks is not mozzarella, swiss, or cheese. It's probably milk-product #57 - Italian flavor, for frying, pre-breaded, ammonia washed, irradiated.

Yeah! Where's my glowing puck?

This reminds of something that they used to do in East Germany. The Stasi (Ministerium der Staatssicherheit - the crazy creepy secret police, translated directly to Ministry of National Security) would mess with people of interest by repeatedly going into their homes and changing minor things. The cumulative effect of…

Oh my god! My child saw somebody possibly swear on television! He's going to implode now! He'll be sucking dick for meth in a month! Why would you do that Tom? WHHHHYYYYYY!?!?!??!?!

After the incident at the local Chuck E'Cheese his only comment was, "girls are icky!"

I... I... I hate you... +1

No... I'm actually quite confused. You want to smash up my head shots? And then what will you finish? Then an open mouthed knife will die after my blood has been emptied? Emptied from what? I am just so confused...

Fucking Comic Sans?

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