That's right Gangwish, I'm coming for you...

I <3 CUMB

He was the speaker at my grad-school graduation also. I don't remember much of his speech though. I'll link the video below for posterity's sake but can't watch it myself until I'm no longer at work (woohoo content filters! Also, I don't want to get in trouble again for hacking through it...)

Are we completely ignoring the fact that it looks like Mamadou turns his block into a slap-in-the-face for Rondae? Am I the only one seeing his head snap back and to the left?

I'm not surprised in the least! I've spent a decent amount of time over there and it's a very chauvinistic society. One of our US-based female engineers has, on many occasions, visited our factory in Korea and gotten absolutely zero respect. She's a manufacturing engineer, so she works with incoming parts and on…

Exactly! I'm sorry that so many people grew up as fans of people like Gary Glitter, Jimmy Savile, or Jerry Sandusky. Their many years in an exalted position does not make them immune from judgment. Actually, it does the very opposite. We shouldn't hang on to good feelings, we should all feel betrayed! These people…

Is "tumbleweed" just another term for somebody greening out?

If you want good proof that Session Beer != Watery Piss Beer, check out Newburgh Brewing Company in Newburgh, NY. They offer a fantastic selection of beers that have serious flavor and low alcohol. Also, all their food is made from scratch, in-house and sourced locally. The brewmaster is also a chef, so he whips up…

Ah yes, All-Ivy... It's like being the European Baseball Champion!

PornHub doesn't violate socks! People with PornHub violate socks!

My views on hunting:

Oh... oh god damn it... that's... that's fucking brilliant! Well played! +1

Thanks! I first heard it from a British friend who used to be a bartender back in the UK. He was completely flabbergasted by all the people acting fancy drinking it and by all its "high end" marketing. It's like a micro version of Jaegermeister's marketing success. Before Jaeger became the drink of choice for total…

My favorite factoid whenever somebody orders a Stella: in the UK they're nicknamed "Wife Beaters." Why is that? Well, that comes mostly from its clientele, who have a reputation for binge drinking and violence. Yup, that sure sounds like the crowd that can enjoy a finely crafted, high-end beer!

A good friend of mine suffers from true celiac disease. If he eats gluten, he suffers serious pains and, in extreme cases, anemia. To him, it's a boon having all the idiots going gluten free because, suddenly, various gluten free foods are available to him! The serious downside is having to listen to the debate and…

You think that's bad! I have to deal with the threat of Ravens fandom! I'll try to raise my kids right, understanding that the Steelers are the way to go. I'll teach them that no matter how many Green Bay fans argue that the statistic is pointless and that they've won more championships, only Super Bowl Rings matter!…

No condoms?

No condoms?

L'Equip RPM Blender

L'Equip RPM Blender

The lactose intolerance fart story reminds me of a guy I worked with one summer. I was an intern with a high-end German carmaker and he was in a work-exchange program that essentially took high school and college age kids and brought them to Europe in exchange for unskilled labor (read: assembly line). This person in…

Agreed! Especially if you're ever in Korea, where they love great coffee from great coffee shops but, for some reason, all the stuff in the offices is super sweet with tons of fake cream. I think I'd rather accept an entire semi-truck into my rectum than drink another cup of that swill!