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SEE ABOVE COMMENT! HEATH'S A GOOD GUY TOO!

STEP AWAY FROM THE RICE-HEADS (holy shit that sounds like a racist slur). DON'T SOIL THE GOOD NAME OF POLAMALU!!

The official name for it is a Monaco. I think we just called it a "bier grenadine."

Actually, that's a pretty standard thing in certain German-speaking parts of the world. I used to drink that when I was a little kid! It's a nice way of making beer child-friendly!

Janay Rice is asking Ravens fans for their forgiveness for how her head contacted Ray Rice's hand, possibly hurting his on-field performance.

There seems to be some inflammation. She may want to get that checked out...

Can the Twins just hire him back and not let him play 2 games? Seems more fair...

Props for getting Link right. She's ahead of the curve there. I mean, what if Zelda was a girl?

I was just about to ask if they have color blind assists. Do certain games have this or is it a universal setting on the console / PC itself?

Yup, Switzerland is definitely WAY better than France. This was evidenced by our command performance against them...

Epic, +1

Anybody ever notice that the colors that don't run are exactly the same as the ones that do...

Yeah, watching the game was like watching the Jeter network: Look, there's a guy walking up to the plate! What does Jeter think. He doesn't seem to be showing any emotion. Yup, that's Jeter watching the game. I bet you'd like to see the game too. Well, here's a pitch! Now, it's Jeter reacting to the pitch. He looks…

Just be warned, I'm pretty sure he's wearing one of these under that hoodie:

Geez, back in my day the soccer coaches at least waited until high school to fuck their players! Actually, coming to think of it, I did mistake the girl the first guy got caught with as his daughter when I first met them because they had been close even before she was in 8th grade...

Speaking to his team: "When you get the ball, do you shoot a goal? Would you cross it? Can we set up plays? Can you listen to your captain? Júlio, can you stop the shots? Now can we go out there and win this game? Let's go?"

Don't start with your hippie weed smoking Obama Socialist propaganda!

I've done so much driving but somehow am missing any good stories right now. I've driven to all hours of the morning, through the nastiest weather, across the most un-road roads out there, and I still seem to come up short as far as actual stories go.

That's the Swiss way. Our guys play a strong defensive game, have an excellent midfield, and can move the ball to the box solidly. Once they get there though, they usually just opt for passing it straight to the goalie or just shoot it anywhere but the goal...