I has the sads...

I don't know who actually said it, if anyone in particular, but when it comes to boobs, if you cut them off, the movie will be rated R, if you kiss and lick them, it'll be NC-17.

The grill looks like a giant screaming mouth! I love it!

I have no strong feelings about your comment!

I remember seeing that scene and immediately thinking, "he shouldn't leave those records stacked like that, it's bad for them." When the neurotic weirdo repeats my exact thoughts I suddenly realized my lot in life...

I'm sorry to hear that but don't completely disagree. I've worked at / hung out at bike shops for years. Simple solution: stay away from Roadie and Hipster bike shops. Seek out shops that deal with a lot of mountain bikers and BMXers. They're usually chill and often helpful. Plus, mountain bikers break so much stuff…

That kind of happiness is just infectious. Now I want Mexico to win!

Ironically, NOT tennis elbow! (I actually have no idea, but it just seemed appropriate)

It's the relativism problem: No happiness for anyone anywhere while a single person on the entire planet is sad! How could you enjoy things like sex or a good movie while somebody somewhere is hungry!?

Yeah, that makes it worse. That's like two drunken hook ups and a sober booty call. Then, the last booty call was actually just so you can pick up a few things while somebody else shows up to doink your special someone.

Yeah, but winning one time and then flaming out so horribly the next is kind of like hooking up with somebody and then having them not call you / refuse your calls. It says that though you may have been good enough that time, you're just no good by the light of the new day.

I give it a day before, "Mommy, can I play with your new teddy?"

Your freezer is causing global warming!

Actually, you liberal communist neocon bastard, a full freezer may be quicker. You see, the thermal mass of all the things that are already cold in there will lessen the overall impact of warm cake entering the freezer. If you weren't such a gun loving pro-life socialist you would know that! Don't tread on my cake!…

Considering the fact that soldiers have to buy their own uniforms, how was the cost to the government $5,000,000,000 for this whole SNAFU? I mean, how much could development possibly cost for a shirt and some pants?

Because obvious obviousness is obvious? If I say that the Nazi death machine was bad, do I have to explain why also? (Godwin's Law has been satisfied!)

I will not be deterred by my wife's comment of, "So, it's pretty much just a new lava lamp." I'm all for the Fluux!

It's like Polamalu's Superman tackle except with way more FAIL!

It's like an article about baseball run through a mad-lib generator...

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