The homer in me loved the promo. The realist in me is terrified of the Isaiah component behind all of this...

Where did Brooks of Sports by Brooks fame, go to school?

Totally ripped off Red from Pineapple Express...

Bobby Bo begs to defer err differ...

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I use the arrows to navigate the page. I like how hitting the left key or the right key toggles between the headlines and stories.

So glad I'm not the only one that thinks that there are spiders eggs in the bottom of bananas. That's what you mean right?

@LAIceBurg: CliffsNotes here...

@Fendi Hotdogbun: What's worse? Cowherd's lawyer or Whitlock's praises?

Catholic girls start much too late? Has Billy Joel ever been to Nebraska?

@Walk Off HBP: It's a curse.

Is anybody else intrigued by the possibilities the title of this song may conjure?

@Same Sad Echo:

Despite being a giant pool of dried piss an fecal matter, ball pits are the tits. Fuck you if you disagree...

@naughtybynatrone: "Quit tugging that thing, it'll grow by itself."

@AC_Greens_Virginity: You forgot The Heatles

@OchentaYcinco: "I thought it was the brake pedal."

I'm sure the subject of age has been brought up before, but after last night's "embarrassing album mea culpa," I realized Always Winning was not 45.

@UweBollocks: Mine would be Sheena Easton - A Private Heaven on vinyl.