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You know how a quarterback stays effective until he's 39 without a cannon arm?

Got to sit on the set of SportsNation a while back. Between filming segments Cowherd came over to one of the computers on the set and started Googling himself which I just found sad...

Fantasy football.

That first phone call was Stevie Janowski, right?

The Race Card "if in doubt pull it out."

Isn't that the Shermanator from American Pie?

Is this the guy that did the spring break thing with the helicopter girl?

Even in madras, capris do not scream "heterosexual" when men wear them...

A Giant letdown indeed...

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: I realized after the 7th "funny note" they were situations where you just had to be there...

Sauced: Chris Simms behind the wheel

@bellhop68: I'd rather be a supporter than a patron.

Is that Jarett Jack in goal for Algeria?

[i]The second best way to avoid prison rape is to go to jail in CT.[/i]