This is good trolling, and I am SO SORRY it did not work.

She has at least gone on the record about the need for the ethics process to be completed before confirmation hearings (see the third graf): https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/07/us/politics/senate-confirmation-hearings-background-checks.html

My Senator...leading The Resistance today.

He was 59 when Barron was conceived, and old semen is the relatively recently agreed upon likeliest cause by the medical community. Not her fault but Melania should’ve used a surrogate. I mean, she has horrible taste in men, don’t get me wrong, but.

Those thuds you’re hearing?

So, basically, Barron is autistic. Right?

Lol at Trump tweeting concerns about kids with autism. As if he gives a shit about anyone but himself.

Because you can’t have beef with a kid. Kids, they’re amazing. Also, Kanye is clearly suffering from mental illness, and Jay and Bey are smart people who probably understand what that means.

And (s)he said “pray for those who persecute you”

Blue Ivy: The Great Unifier

This does not sound like a magic trick.

I think the question is, what is being faked here? He openly holds a metal cup in his mouth. A bullet is fired into said cup. Apparently, even if the cup shatters, the bullet is coming at a velocity that will only cause minor injuries. Wow?

This may come as a surprise to you, but ALL magic tricks are fake.

Ugh, David Blaine.

The stunt, known as the “bullet catch”, debuted in 2010 and consist of Blaine firing a rifle at his own head and catching the bullet in a metal cup inside his mouth.

I do understand. It’s just that advocating for something that completely cuts out any enjoyment for a lot of people, especially people who don’t have money, isn’t in my opinion the way to go. When it comes to animal welfare, we all have feet of clay. (Honestly, this isn’t an attack, just an example, but suburbs and…

I’m saying, “Oh, gosh no, you don’t have to be *rich* to see wildlife! I help people see wildlife for *free*,” is a dumb thing to say.

There are many different scales and missions of these sorts of operations, though, which make it difficult to say no zoos or aquariums across the board. I tend in the direction of marine ecosystems myself, so I don’t really ‘do’ zoos enough to come to their defense. But, for example, while I think of SeaWorld as…

With respect to marine mammals, it’s the gutting of NOAA and USFWS that is more directly significant than the gutting of the EPA (although that’s not a good thing in and of itself).

I didn’t think anyone was that into The Killers to rank their deep cuts.