It’s all so damn complicated. I’ve been married and divorced once by 30... For me, monogamy and being married were wonderful and easy. For others it isn’t. I do think I may avoid marriage in the future because of the immense pressure it puts on both people, but I am still all for monogamy. It’s all hard work,…

Mehhh... DLo.. (Which I really must be half paying attention, because I didn’t notice that nickname til last night), she is.... not the brightest crayon in the box... Not really in the book-smart kinda way necessarily, but just in terms of reading the room. Every time they showed them together, she was talking his…

Goddamnit, I love her. She was amazing on DWTS and I totally fell for her. Girl. Can. Dance.

It is mind-blowing how much of it played out on camera....

Yeah I was searching the site for where the money is going....

Maybe just some theoretical sex descriptions would work without bringing my parents genitals into the mix. Theoretical genitals = A-OK.

I’d be happy to go my whole life without hearing my mom describe my dad’s penis in any way.

We gonna rent the moon and fill it with Roseeeeeee!!!!

Haha, yeah when you are under pressure it can be hard to list anything... Like when he has Rachel Dratch simply try to name 20 white people.

Well a bear is a heavier, hairy(bearded) gay man... A cub is a slightly smaller/younger version. A bear-in-training so to speak. A muscle cub, would be a stalky, less fat/more muscley cub....

Literally how I dropped 15lbs in a month. Get divorced! Intense heartbreak! Stomach hurts so much you can’t eat anymore! So hawt.

I wonder though if he’s just really great at affection and foreplay.... He’s very touchy feely and affectionate and that definitely makes you feel like a woman... And I bet he’s a giver. But it seems like after they come out in the morning after sex, it seems to turn off. But to be fair, Kaitlyn did have sex with…

I hope he finds a more humiliating way to drop her than this. I’m sure producers already worked on it in pre-production....

I didn’t feel like Liz was into him at all. Brought on for drama... And can we make some heavy assumptions about his bedroom skills at this point? This is the third woman who lost interest after having sex with him.... She had sex with a hottie at a wedding, who seems sensitive, and asked for her number and she said…

Kourtney’s ambivalence is #lifegoals.

Does anyone know what they do with the body? How does one dispose of a killer whale? Just curious....

My parents said they were wrapping presents!!! It worked every time!

Yep... Unfortunately for him it was so repressed, he had no idea. Therefore, I had no idea. It all came out at once and it was pretty horrific to deal with. He entered a great group therapy after and as far as I know he still is with them. I hope he’ll have a better future. And I hope this doesn’t fuck me up for…

He is. In certain ways I feel incredible sympathy for the horror he went through as a child. But I also feel incredible anger at the complete disregard he had for the fucking first person to ever give him real unconditional love.I am finally feeling my anger, and I did finally write him a letter full of all the…