Sorry for the 3 comments. They all got eaten up I thought. Haha. You can see my various stages of confusion...

But.. but....

From the above article:

the pair drown fan favorite Nan in a bathtub to help pay Laveau's pure soul tribute to Papa. Sad to note: the purest witch in the coven is the same witch who forced Patti Lupone to drink bleach until she died and nearly forced another witch to stick a burning cigarette up her vagina. Sadder news: she's now dead.

Myrtle is the baddest witch of the week. God I love her.

It's competitive eating. Health definitley doesn't factor in when doing something like this. And it certainly is not how most of us meat eaters eat. Although my husband gets pretty close sometimes.

The best part is how she starts eating the sides after she breaks the record. Just casually keeps eating.

I feel like that would be me and my husband if we found out I was pregnant. Big sad faces.

Best response.

Who wants to meet me at Patrick O'Depression's Neighborhood Despair Hoedown for a drink later?

I had those!!!

God that makes me never want to have kids.... I don't know exactly why. Maybe because they all look so depressed.

God I would be pissed if I was Amy Adams. Terrible angle, caught is a weird position and facial expression.

That's a 14 year old's voice????? And the 12 year old??? I'm blown away and I have goose bumps.

Party for the End of the World ep was one of my faves. Anything with Jean Ralphio and Entertainment 720 is the best.

I was 17 when I met my 23 year old boyfriend. We dated for 6 years. It didn't work out, but LAWWWWD it had nothing to do with our age. We waited til I was 18 to have sex. He felt weird about it, but still liked me, and took it very slow.

Haha, apparently not. Boo. But I'm sure he was thinking it. It's too bad it wasn't real.

"I am going to make Kim Kardashian a bigger performer than Beyonce. Me and Kim will soon be the first couple of hip hop."