I kind of appreciate that he is called the "gunman", and the only name I can remember from this is hers. This is amazing.

Lucy and Ethel.

In my industry there is even a pay-to-work model. They have since gotten in huge trouble and subsequently closed that studio, but Digital Domain started a "school" where they would teach students how to work in VFX all while using them on actual shots from their current projects. So basically the students were…

They do realize ALL presidents have had PETS.

Yay!

But I feel like we can confirm that he REALLY, REALLY, loves Kim now, right?

Fuck off haters!!!! WOMENZ BE FUNNY!!!

I don't think so.

Holy shit! I've seen that guy in person! Apparently he only wears those pants!

Hahahha I love the guy who just keeps reading his book. In all honesty, if this went down while I was stuck on a train, my face would do this:

Who likes the new one better?! Really??

Oh god! Is he ok?! As anyone who has been around a small child while eating, I thought, "SMALLER BITES!!!"

Yeah I guess I figured since it's based off a memoir, and she didn't serve very long IRL, but I forgot about dramatic interpretation and extending the life of the show.

I think I read too much about the real Piper, so I am assuming things, but I realize they need to add more for dramatic effect.

I feel like she will work her upper middle class white magic somehow.

Well who knows, maybe she can work some magic since the warden guy was going to ignore her being murdered. There is hope!! She's WHITE. Remember???

That's the beauty. Piper is out in 15 months. The the show can continue about the characters we really care about!

I'm really bothered by this whole "Kim Kardashian is in hiding until her body is perfect thing" Because it's totally what she's doing. She's ashamed. She won't "reveal" her body until she's back to her pre-baby weight. And I hate that. I hate the implications of being ashamed of your body after you give birth.…