I am decidedly pro-bat flip, but this one didn’t do it for me. Too many rotations. Jose Bautista remains the king.

The Triple Lindy of bat flips.

It is the Nancy Pelosi State of the Union clap of batflips. 

Here’s a better angle:

That was a monster bat flip. It’s 8:42am on the east coast and I don’t know how there isn’t already an article about it. Deadspin is full of Nationals sympathizers!

This would be more apt if both Abbott and Costello agreed that neither one actually gave a shit, and then tried to look up when voluntary OTAs start.

Ashamed to give you that star. Like genuine full-hungover-Dublin-level shame. There’s a special circle in hell for puns like that etc.

I, for one, am down with this.

Sort of, with the corollary that the person whose achievement is being blocked was just looking out for themselves and not actually contributing to the success of the organization. “I know it’s good to recycle but how dare he jimmer the beer can pyramid Fred was building on his desk?” 

Is it really someone else’s success? I’m sure scoring 60 is exciting, but it’s also a gross and meaningless milestone in this context.

It will now. 

Alright, we get it. It’s an ESPN metaphor. 

Go to your room.

You are there to answer some damn questions.

The techs may have negated the dunks, but this guy’s arm pump will last for eternity.

more like ottofellating.

I worked in the NFL (team side) for a number of years. I wouldn’t say PK is a BAD person, but I still joke to this day that I’ve met him for the first time about a dozen times.

“The hills are alive with the sound of, AAAAAHHHHHHH!”

These are the questions that keep scientists and scholars up at night.