Iguodalanodon
Iguodalanodon
Iguodalanodon

Glad to see you got up today.

“Kickmen doesn’t even do corner kicks”

Seriously. While watching the video, I answered very apprehensively ‘RBIs....?’ in my head because that had to be the answer but that still seems like a ridiculous number compared to today.

ugh, more soccer flipflopping.

That was dangerous. The Coast Guard should issue that whale a cetacean.

“Wins” are such a stupid stat. Might as well keep track of how many “wins” each shortstop has.

“Don’t mind if I do....”

You forgot Golden Road.

I can just imagine his home life and I’m pretty sure he’s rolling in the puss already.

About the same. Rotation in shambles (Nola hurt, Velasquez & Eickhoff struggling, Eflin still sucks, Buchholz got one start before succumbing to injury, etc.), bullpen is a mess, most positions on the diamond are currently either laughable or replacement-level, other than maybe 2B & LF.

Another long season in Philly.

I ate 22 one-dollar McDonald’s cheeseburgers, went to track practice, finished, and then ate a California burrito.

He’s 4'2"

It wasn’t until I was in my early 30s that I got all the way up to 155 lbs.

You animal.

College football should be this way

Both were sac fly RBIs.

Other counterpoint: You’re completely wrong.