Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life!

This is so much better than the Bartolo Colon-O-Scopy.

Everyone better keep a link to this video handy for whenever somebody claims the NL should have a DH.

I DEMAND THE RETURN OF THE BARTOLO COLON-O-METER

You shut your MOUTH

Does the car’s performance suffer when you drive it to Cincinnati?

As a Phillies fan, I kept checking back on Deadspin waiting for this one. It’s the first time I’ve been giddy about this feature.

No one needs you posting Chip Kelly’s jack pics on this site!

Jesus Christ look how white this dude is

Judas gets a bad rap. He’s tough on crime.

Just wondering, what kind of Adderall you take?

the photo of Brandon Finnegan is puzzling

Is it hate or envy?

I wasn’t really sure what to call him really. Too late on a Saturday to come up with the proper term. Maybe professional thrower of balls?

The last post said he was 38(!) at the time. Holy crap he’s old for an athlete. I’m pretty sure he’s one of the few players left from my favorite childhood sports game, Ken Griffey Jr. MLB for N64.

Colon family tree

Last year, in the span of one (1) bus stop, I saw a guy leave a bar, puke, fall in his puke, stand up, slip in his puke, and fall back down again. I think he was asleep in it by the time I left.

No innings limit on this fucking guy. God I love him.

Bartolo Colon is the human embodiment of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯