They should have gotten the King Cake Baby out there for good measure. 

I thought Deadspin already covered this a while back.

Ill just put this out there, being a runner myself, but trail runners are immensely more awesome people to hang out with than marathoners. They don’t give zero fucks (usually) about PRs and reverse splits and whatnot, they just want to get outside, have fun, and hopefully survive.

Fuck yeah. #GoBirds

But is he a retriever?

At least this means that Mike Trout will get traded from that God awful team.

TIL Tyrod Taylor has been in the league for 8 years.

Looking at CM Punk nowadays, he’d be better off for Bumfights.

The only thing I ever learned from one of those “You will never guess what..” clickbaits, but the kid that used to be Little Hercules now works as a stuntman on the set of Waterworld: A Live Sea World Spectacular.

Shocked this wasn’t a Foodspin article.

That's a soft man's opinion.

Poor man's gose.

Metzger was just trying to get an appeal from the other ump, Mike Jarbage.

What is it going to take to get Mike Trout from the Angels to the Phillies so that he doesn’t spend his next 2 years wasting away? The wound is still fresh from Machado, so I crave some form of retribution on another team.

Looks like that autoscaling for AWS is taking a big ol’ crap. Should have went with GCP.

Man, watching that again gives me goosebumps. And it’s crazy it has been 10 years already since the Phillies won a World Series.

6 feet? Try 20.

PZZA stocks are up 12% today.

Amanda Kessel Says Her Brother Phil Doesn’t Actually Love Hot Dogs That Much

Guaranteed he picked Belgium to win.