Eric Bruntlett would be proud.

Why has nobody suggested just wearing sunglasses when looking at the sun?

I guess that’s why Billy Joel wrote a song about us.

As a lifelong Allentonian, I approve of this post.

So the best case scenario is a soft grounder back to the pitcher? Ouch.

My dad and I saw this live and, being good baseball people, immediately scoffed at that answer. Then we turned to each other and basically were like, “holy shit, that’s a lot of RBIs”.

“It’s hard to throw a pitch 62 miles per hour.”

That’s a negative there. I’m lucky to have seen any championships in my lifetime, 2008 feels like a far off dream at this point.

I’ve been drinking heavily tonight. I apologize for my lack of giving a shit. #Phillyyyyyy

The truth hurts sometimes.

Also, softest player/worst beard to ever win the NHL Finals MVP? Discuss.

As a Philadelphia sports fan:

Topical.

Did anybody else feel awkward by the fact that these ragequits went on about 30 seconds longer than they had to be?

Bam.

The hyphen game is strong with this one.

If you think they are a big sad mess, I’d hate to see what you’d write about the Phillies.

That sounds unnecessary.

As a Flyers fan with many a Penguins-following friends, I have a feeling that this offseason will be painful once again.

The Sixers get their unprotected pick.