If you think they are a big sad mess, I’d hate to see what you’d write about the Phillies.

That sounds unnecessary.

As a Flyers fan with many a Penguins-following friends, I have a feeling that this offseason will be painful once again.

The Sixers get their unprotected pick.

YEAH... Jeets?

This is going to consume the rest of my Sunday. Thank you.

Best take.

Dat Tia Carrere, do.

I think Pennsylvania should be self-referencing, as I’m from the East Coast, and fucking hate the shit out of Pittsburgh. (Nice city, though)

I always wonder how Shefter gets the first scoop all the time. Is he just that revered, or does he pay people off to get it?

For once, it wasn’t me that broke production at work.

THANKS OBAMA

That was pretty amazing luck actually that it went perfectly through that side window. The speed that car was going, it would have probably caused structural damage or, to the left, personnel.

Me too, might be the best comment of 2016.

This, of all comments in this thread, made me LOL.

That ‘Roo has a strong chin.

I am in Australia right now on “holiday”, and had never heard of this until early yesterday morning. That being said, people take the shit seriously, and by seriously I mean getting abso-fuckly wrecked.

You make it sound like there is no remorse from my side from what ever transpired, and that I do not wish for justice to not be dutifully carried out? I am not a monster, nor anybody I know that went to Penn State with. Unfortunately anything I say will never sway the minds of people who are close minded enough to…

Ok Mr. Football Fan, imagine you grew up rooting for a school your entire life, only for it to be shit upon by basically the entire world for something you nor 99.99999% of the people that went to Penn State had anything to do with. And then have everybody tell you that you’re a shitty person for still cheering for a…

I hate his ass, but I think he just bought himself a new contract with this win. I still miss the BoB days.