13. Never attempt to request for a cocktail with an ingredient list longer than 3 at a bar in a college town that isn't a "special" drink. It's just going to be murderous. I've made the mistake a few times, and I feel horrible about it.

I saw a 40 of Camo Black while I was doing my shitty mexican beer shopping at a local pizza shop on Monday. It intrigued me with its masculine delivery, so I might have to go back and drop the money on it, just to remind myself that I'm 30 years old and shouldn't be drinking 40s anymore.

Damn, it looked like he hit a late bloop on the first one, and he sent it oppo-bopper. That's some power.

You can get that shaved down.

Also, I find a lot of great beers I've never heard of or tried through my "friends" on there. The only downside is that I've switched to almost exclusively drinking beer (if that's a negative), and I've gained about 10 pounds in the past year, haha.

Yeah, you can totally lock it off of other social media, it is not dependent on any of them. It is merely an option if you want it. For example, I only post to my foursquare when I check into places, because it saves me a step. It really helps me remember what I like and don't like, and refer friends to good beers.

Will, are you on untappd? I'd like to follow the shit out of you.

Cmon, let's bring on the Penn State haters.

On on.

I never had an official twitter account make me laugh so hard. Perfect comment.

I didn't think it was possible, but this made me laugh more than the original joke.

God, I hate you.

Yeah, I am hoping it will be dropped next season.

Even though it is still early in the season, I wonder if instant replay in baseball has drastically reduced the amount of coach/player ejections. Also I'd like to see if it has helped to speed up play time in some instances due to coaches not throwing 2 minute tantrums.

They were just in my town playing with The Used last night, so yes, very much together.

What are you talking about? That was a perfectly adequate passage of time.

And boom goes the dynamite.

Grown-ups and pirate costumes never mix.

Our softball league was in the fall, so we'd get a lot of guys (in a rec social league) that would play in uber-competitive leagues during the spring and summer that would wind down because no other leagues were playing. We also have no home run limit (dumb) per game, so they'd show up in full baseball attire, jack…