At first, I thought he was just trying to show him how he could stick his entire fist in his mouth.

I will never like Carlos Boozer for the sole reason that my friend would crush me inside the paint with him when we played NBA Live 06.

He's the man-child of Brian Wilson and Jayson Werth.

Why do I not remember this from the movie??

Τρέξτε, Γιάννης. Τρέξτε.

Split end?

Can we designate this new breed as a new position, such as a Wide End or Tight Receiver?

Hey, Tebow's trying his hardest to get back in the league, alright? It's the closest he can get.

You bet your ass he didn't get a trophy just for trying after that.

That was hilarious, +!.

Oh thanks everybody! I forgot about that. So basically they encountered the same problem in the 70s as we do today (well, except for the chance of running into the goal posts before).

Can anybody explain to me why there was around a 7 point dip ~ 1973?

I've never seen somebody so disappointed to reach the Showcase Showdown.

Did he get a league minimum salary or anything as a result of this? That'd be cool.

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Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody.

Those Cholla forests be deep.

He ain't your Cholla Back girl.

Yeah, but I changed it for the laypersons.

"He had gold on a silver tray. He took the tray."