I'm a web developer, and I'm embarrassed by that.

Thanks, it's how I usually feel by Friday.

"Bill Belichick proved this last year by putting Aaron Hernandez back there and playing to his strengths in shotgun and pistol formations."

His lack of apostrophe usage astounds me.

Yeah, it's called shooting in sunlight.

I DEMAND IMMEDIATE SATISFACTION

Why is nobody talking about this bro?

I'm a Phillies [ph|f]an, and as much as I enjoyed watching the Pirates suffer all these years because that was all we have over the city of Pittsburgh (even though they have I think 2 or 3 more rings than us in baseball, too), I am nothing but happy for McCutchen.

He was just really happy that his bye coincidentally was this week.

Loria was trying his best to get Fernandez traded back to Cuba for top dollar, but instead had to settle for this.

Wait, wait, wait.

How do we get ahold of those Minecraft skins?

But... how do you make it?

The Dude abides.

Thank you Gary for your contributions to society! Bachelors everywhere applaud your should-be-Nobel-winning work.

Banana Bread Beer Banana Bread?

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Hot dawg, 30% discount!

Thank you, I was hoping somebody would post this.

Looks like it split his hands for a reception, to me. Gotta get those mitts together!