Obviously this was a simple misunderstanding, as the players were in fact asking for green Forties.

Branson called, he's looking for pointers.

I live in Eastern PA, and there are play clocks in football, just not basketball.

I never understood why high school basketball doesn't have any kind of shot clock. I mean, even a 45 or 60 second one would be acceptable.

I still find the best part is when the ball caroms off of Knight's head and accelerates into the oblivion.

In lieu of flowers, the family suggests all memorial contributions be sent to the 2013 - 2014 Detroit Piston season.

Lobotomy City.

I never noticed how much barrel distortion is on the GoPro. What is the focal length of its lens?

The future of football helmets?

I, for one, am sick and tired about hearing about the Lakers.

If you could replace your arms with anything, what would they be?

WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER.

Suck it up and shoot like a man.

Was that a reverse-360-jumping-between-the-leg-no-look-throw-self-alley-oop jam?

F, that was cute.

So how boned would be we if it had a direct hit from one of these suckers?

That's awesome! But... where do you go after landing?

I don't know, I'm seeing a lot of Coca-Cola.

I want the Airwolf helicopters.

We should probably go to 40, just to be sure. And nice, even number.