Ted’s idea of Patriotism:

Im sure she’s paying for the dog walker guy’s medical care and more than likely coordinating with the police. That $500k is bait. Gaga doesn't strike me as a stupid jerk like most rich people. 

As a kid in the 90's I remember this song giving me PBS/Sesame Street vibes. As an adult I only relate it to white guys w/ dreads that don’t wear shoes to the pub next door to the random neighborhood headshop. It’s an *aesthetic*. The fact that I can picture this random made up guy drinking his beer with his dirty…

I lost count of how many times I saw these guys as the opening act back in the 90s. I saw them open multiple times for Dave Matthews, Santana and the Allman Brothers.

If there is one band that I never, ever, want to hear again, it’s Rusted Root. Got dragged to a concert of theirs circa 1994, and it was a thoroughly miserable experience.

As a child I didn’t realize they were saying ‘on my way’ I always thought it was kinda like ‘aweem away’ from “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”

My partner and I text each other when we’re on our way home from wherever we might be. Usually just a quick “On my way.”

What is it with these people and bathrooms? Are they not aware that there nothing stopping men from going into women’s bathrooms right now if they’re that determined that that's the best spot to assault people?

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but I wouldn’t want you to have a good time. 

it’s funny but I’m going through something similar with my dad...no one handles the thought of their own mortality very well, but mid-70's narcissists seem to have a VERY hard time with it, and Rudy seems to fit that bill—he’s having a very public meltdown, regressing back to behaviors that would embarrass a 14 year…

I stopped watching video news around the time that 45 appeared on that escalator in 2015. My mental health has been bad enough these past 4-5 years, I wasn’t going to compound the issue by hearing him speak. As a journalism school grad, I highly recommend switching to print for 90% or more of your news (I make…

That still shot of him in Borat with his hand down his pants is probably the most disgusting picture I’ve ever seen. I gag a little every time i see it. 

Oh also: Pleeeease never again publish such an extreme close-up photo of Ted Cruz ever again. Truly nauseating.

I thought I was the only one who remembered that bitch.

You joke but Cruz is even worse: he’s a Randian (as in Ayn Rand.) In 2013 he spoke for 21 hours in opposition to funding Obamacare and read passages from “Atlas Shrugged” into the Congressional Record. This is an old filibuster trick, reading at length from some source to lengthen your filibuster, but “Atlas Shrugged”…

People say he’s a germaphobe but I doubt it. I think he just doesn’t like poor people or anyone he sees as beneath him. Is anyone here really going to argue he’s a fastidious hand washer?

Two words for all of you people who think this is somehow a new phenomenon for your righteous anger.

It’s sad I can’t give out more stars because this analogy deserves all of them.

Has there ever been a slimier little slug than Lindsey Graham?

There are all sorts of rumors about what type of hold Trump has over Lindsey Graham. I don’t know the veracity of such claims. I just hope that we don’t learn that LG sold out this country because just he was afraid that he would be outed for engaging in something that is legal between consenting adults, that his…