Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..."

That'll be the last time he accepts a drink from Darren Sharper.

There is another Gasol brother?

At Cameron Indoor, that's a charge every time.

You dont give a shit. And I dont give a shit about what you dont give a shit about.

They got to go to the games, walk in both the opening and closing ceremonies and hang out in the athletes' village (re: athletes brothel).

It's never a waste of time to shine light on frauds. I hope 'fraud' is the only title to folllow these idiots from here forward.

Elmira, NY shout-out wooooo

Whoa, Barry, careful with your facts. That "one person in America" is actually the scribe for the entire town of Doddrige, mainly because he's the only resident that's "done gotten real good with letters and such."

Oh, come on. WAY more people than that were offended. But, at the sight of an angry black man, I'm sure a good number of them instinctively sealed themselves in underground bunkers with an arsenal of weapons. I guarantee there will be a flood of complaints to the FCC in 35 years when those bunkers automatically open.

When he wins the Deadspin Hall of Fame vote at the end of the year, it'll be this video that rams him into greatness.

Gotta get it wet anyway you can.

She literally says that to start the interview.

For some reason, ESPN has quite literally made it a habit of asking him this question. I saw them do it during some prerecorded reel a few weeks ago (which they recently replayed), and then this.

This shouldn't be surprising. Getting 17 without any assists is his typical stat line.

no you're wrong

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

Once every wonderful while I am so proud of Deadspin and the awesome posters on here. Te'o story. Dan Lebatard. And this. It is so ordinary, so everyday, so part of the fabric, that it means more than anything. Gay men playing professional sports. So very....normal. This is just awesome. ( I might have cried a…