You are a fucking idiot

At what point in your life did you indicate that you preferred to be straight? If sexual orientation is a preference, not just a predisposition, then you must have chose. Did you press a button on the inside of mommy's birth canal shortly before you were propelled out? I'm curious.

He was actually a pro wrestler before joining up with the UFC.

You cracked the code, have some mayonnaise as a reward.

Strange-people in the South are re-living the past?

Nascar could save a lot of money by not needing actual races anymore.

"YOU ARE NOW WATCHING COVERAGE OF LAST YEAR'S DAYTONA 500" is not clear at all...

PERIODS. Learn what they are and use them.

I'm more shocked they can use Twitter.

And we are surprised that NASCAR fans can't read very well?

A team can sign a player for up to two 10 day contracts a season, following January 5th of every year. Typically, if the player shows sign of improvement the team will sign him for a longer contract (in Collin's case, a veteran's minimum) or waive the player. It's basically a cheap, in season try out.

NBA teams can sign players to 10-day contracts, it's usually done in case of an injury. I believe that if they sign you to two 10-day contracts, you're required to sign them up for the rest of the season.

Pictured: How Incognito now sees the Nets

Yeah, teams will fill out their rosters with "cheap labor". Sometimes it's guys from the developmental league (D-League) or, in the case of Jason Collins, free agents who just haven't been able to find permanent homes to this point in the season. 10-days are a low risk way to find cheap, often short term help. A…

Not my words.

isn't this considered treason?

I'm beginning to suspect that people are using patriotic imagery to cover up their short comings, whether it's spilling tons of chemicals into peoples drinking water or singing terribly.

It's times like this when I wish we had a Siberia of our own to send people to.