I probably would work better if "he'd thrown the sociopath out on the street." That way he couldn't afford his renown crew of lawyers and said sociopath would have been in jail instead of out running the streets with the freedom to kill people.

Is this satire?

He was a free agent.

That will show him!

He was a free agent.

"Open-faced peanut butter?" Is that a new thing?

For his skill level if/when he gets hurt this season, someone should tell him he is not negotiating properly.

"Definitely not!" eh? Well that solves that mystery. lol

I just assumed you were exaggerating. He actually did miss the rim on a breakaway layup. That is very hard to do.

Come on Tim. You should be better than this.

Haisley, this would be gold on the Thought Catalog. I mean that. Deadspin does at times have click-bait articles, but they are usually not purely uninformed and juvenile. This is something an average cretin could not only write, but said imbecile could likely make it more insightful.

After all those firm assertions, you somehow manage to not mention who you think...I mean know will make it to the finals.

The "indisputably" part makes me cringe a bit. The same way people might claim "'XYZ player/team' I have been exposed to since I started following the sport ~15 years ago are, without argument, better than a century of players/teams I never saw live." It's sounds very juvenile.

Thankfully many people do like Jordan AND LeBron at the same time, so they don't have to go through your mental gymnastics.

Did he have 14 assists?

Because those Kennedys, Kerrys and Clintons are barely scraping by.

The stats you linked to do not contradict the OP. Did you read your own link?

And Ronda Rousey was fighting another Olympian so how was she outmatched? Just because Rousey won fast doesn't mean McMann is terrible.

This has nothing to do with freedom of speech.

Fascinating! When your 'girlfriend' woke you up, what did you do?