Good luck.

2 people I wish I never had to hear about or from again:

Agreed, I have “compelling” evidence about Miami Vice.

For all we know, she got her colors from Taco Bell. 

Maybe a more effective strategy would be to stop voting for the idiot.

I suspect he’s not going to be a lawyer much longer.

If Jones is toast, I can’t help but wonder if this could drag down Roger Stone as well (and whomever he might flip on).

Reportedly the US Attorney for DC and the January 6 Committee now have the messages. Jones is toast. Fucked. As good as dead.

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound

Alternate it. Every other game, play “Can Donnie Tell the Truth”.

I thought I had a drinking problem before the Trump presidency. Turns out I was just in training, like an endurance runner building up to a marathon.

Here’s a fun game I like to play, it’s called “Surely they didn’t actually say that” and it goes like this: whenever you see a headline claiming that someone in the Trump administration said something insanely stupid, you say to yourself “Surely they didn’t actually say that”, then you read the article. If they…

I want to warp to November so I can vote this incompetent asshole out of office.

This was a very, very long article about an entirely fictional dildo. I’m not sure how to feel about it.

“The orgiastic frenzy over dark mode is, as far as I can tell, the result of the bandwagon effect” — Or: I, like many, have a history of using Dark Mode from long before it was called Dark Mode the moment it became available in any app.... The Treo 700wx with a custom firmware/OS loaded. Once we saw that app…

I liked the Cool Ranch, but it’s the Fiery version I’ll miss. There are so few options for spicy heat at Taco Bell (without adding sauce packets) and the Fiery Doritos taco shell was a good one.

They discontinued my beloved Mexi-melt. Bastards.

Ghostbusters II wasn’t nearly as good as the original, but then, the original is probably a Top 10-All Time comedy. The sequel doesn’t reach those heights, but it’s super underrated.

This will always be a missed opportunity for Anthony Ingruber to be in the Solo movie. He would have elevated the movie. Not only does he kinda resemble Harrison but the tone of his voice sounds just like Harrison Ford. He auditioned but he didn’t get the role because Alden Ehrenreich had a better agent.