I do feel sorry for the kid with possibly the most hated family on the planet.

They’ve shot themselves in the foot pretty badly across the board.

A half-assed mid-generation console is just going to piss off the people who just bought and Xbone or an Xbone S.

You can’t really market it to the PS4 and PS4 Pro audience who have a vastly superior game library and all of their friends playing PS4.

Even…

The modern day stuff really does need to be ditched entirely, aside from when it’s a convenient excuse to do something with the past stuff.

A noodle-armed girl fused with the Altron Gundam, obviously.

“You Should Follow As Few People As Possible”

God no.
They’re 2D vector sprites.

The awkward 3D models NEVER look good in a side scroller. They need to be HD 2D sprites.
And the environments are too realistic. They need to be stylized to fit the overall style of the game more.
And stuff isn’t atmospheric enough. Everything’s too well lit.

Bloodstained looks good, and gives off Symphony Of The Night vibes in the gameplay and the music, but it doesn’t visually look GREAT.
Ultimately, this is NOT a great graphics style.

Sidescrolling platformers of ALL genres need to learn a lesson from Shantae:1/2 Genie Hero, DuckTales:Remastered, and Wonder Boy:The…

Well, if they wanted to do a reboot that uses the original canon, but gameplaywise is a Castlevania version of Dark Souls, I’d be all over that.

Failing that, another attempt at perfecting the Lords Of Shadow-style gameplay would be cool....as long as it sticks to the original canon.

Failing THAT....it better be…

God damn this show looks good.

You’re a good friend.

The Greeks regarded big dicks as a bad thing.
Small dicks were favored. Big ones were seen as monstrous and obscene.
*shrug*
Obviously Zeus was hung like an elephant though, when he wanted to be.

Like, Jonah Falcon-level crazy-big.
Even regular BIG you can still easily fit in one hand.

Well, believe me or not (this is the internet, after all), but erect I’m in the top .01% for size (supposedly, according to the currently accepted studies), and yes, I CAN actually hide everything in one hand (fairly easily, even).
I guess you’d be surprised how much everything can compress down.

Statistically, “above…

You have to make it through both seasons.
The first was insanely slow.
The second season they rapidly started to build up.....everything... By the end of the second season it was functioning as one of the best sci-fi shows ever made.

The first season was slooooooooow, but the second season was rapidly becoming one of the best sci-fi shows ever made.
It was sci-fi AS FUCK.

Because it’s Squeenix, so everything has to look like some idiotic, overdesigned, modern Final Fantasy bullshit.

Hot Toys is waaaaaaaaay above Play Arts Kai’s league.
PAK are $50 figures that they try to sell for the same price as Hot Toys.
Hot Toys actually justifies their MASSIVE prices with INSANE detail and constantly pushing the borders of realism and detail in a 12" figure.

IT would drive me nuts too, except that she’s a god, and I feel like this movie didn’t really have an option.
They had to do what Snyder set up in BvS, so their island footwear I’m sure is heeled too, just to match the Wonder Woman armor, and justify that costume’s footwear as just being an Amazonian thing.
*shrug*
Hopef…

Yea, if anything happened to my collection of stuff....I’d just give up on that.
It would be a BRUTAL loss.