There are an awful lot of 3DS games I’d like to play....but I just can’t be bothered to play a handheld.

My PC’s screen is a 50” TV.
A 3DS XL is a bit.....microscopic.

It would finally be a compelling reason to own a PS4.

Not really.
The PS4 and Xbone are basically just glorified, though ironically heavily nerfed, PCs, and their game libraries are like 90% redundant to a PC.

The Wii U is just a totally different kettle of fish with a wholly separate game library with only the tiniest overlap.

But if you’re willing to buy a $400 system to…

Not being a “Nintendo fan” is pretty much the same as saying you don’t like basically the highest quality games that exist.

PC = basically infinite games of all random types....except mostly not of the Nintendo-ish variety.
Wii U = occasional great games.
PS4/Xbone = a couple good games similar or identical to what you’d find on PC, and then a lot of useless crap.

Bingo.

Why play those when you could play so many other, better games on PC?

LOL
No. Not really.

It shouldn’t be. The Wii U is pretty much the only console you need if you have a decent PC. Its makes a fantastic case for itself while the PS4 and Xbone have not.

I can’t care. Require Wii U game.

Had they made a 3rd person version of this, it’d’ve been worthwhile.
1st person pretty much misses the point of seeing all the awesome shit you can do while playing as a superhero.

Suikoden 1 and Suikoden 2.
Suikoden 2 is pretty much the best RPG of all, so if you’re only going to play a single one, play 2.

I don’t think I trust Sony enough to handle it either. It’s not Sony’s type of thing.
I think we need Nintendo to snatch up Castlevania and Suikoden.
Sony can take Metal Gear and Silent Hill.

DC. Stop.
Just STOP.
Stick with something.
For fuck’s actual sake, stop.

Probably because MMO’s suck and he’d rather not have a sequel that sucks.

No, it was “H982FKL” and it clearly wasn’t planned.

“The South are literally savages.”
Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi*

“Sorry. I’d had this idea ages before for something called The Texas Smartcar Challenge in which a presenter was required to drive a bright pink Smart covered in jauntily liberal slogans across the Lone Star state and see how far they could get before they got lynched. “

The irony is that Texans would’ve just rolled…

It’s a compound word, like won’t, can’t, would’ve, it’s, etc etc etc.
Poke’mon.
They just put the apostrophe over the e.

Quite the opposite.
The humanoid inklings are stupidly generic and boring. The armed rabbit is actually cool.

“Squid person” is a much better and more appropriate concept for the game than a rabbit, but the character designs they settled on for the “human” forms suck.