Holy crap!
That’s WAAAAAAAAAY better than the “humans”.

I love the idea of squid people, but the “human” forms are just laaaaame.

I didn’t say movie Chun-Li.

I don’t either, but I still know who’s played most of the iconic game characters ever put to live action film.

....Yes. Did you not realize Agent May is Chun-Li?

I dunno how many times she’s gone full Chun-Li/Mulan on Agents Of SHIELD.

Just....holy shit.
So much want.

There is no more useful and instinctive shortcut than setting the scrollwheel’s left & right tilt to Page Backwards and Page Forwards.

It works on all your browsers and inside of actual Windows folders too.

I’ve had people look at me like a wizard when they see how fast I navigate through pages and folders without even…

The truth is hard and crispy sometimes.

The funny thing is that I love all manner of tortilla contained foods, but tacos are actually far superior in crispy shells.
They’re just too small to strike a proper content-tortilla ratio.

And larger tacos become unstable, so the solution to larger tacos is a hybrid crispy taco shell wrapped in a tortilla.

#WeirdTexMexS…

Bratwurst, Mike. Bratwurst.

Fuck that.
One more reason not to use Windows 9.

Snake’s gonna get his revenge with the Streisand Effect.

Oh Konami, you’re so dumb.
Don’t you know about the Streisand Effect?

It would not be an exaggeration to say I’ve finished off 6 bottles of different hot sauces in the last 2 days.
Chili Garlic, Jalapeno-Habanero, 3 different chipotle types, jalapeno and green chili, and I’m working on a bottle of naga jolokia.

There is no such thing as spicy chips.

Awesome. They finally made good nacho Doritos. Too bad they’re mixed with all the dumb normal ones.

No.
It’s almost EXACTLY the same.
It almost literally couldn’t be more the same without the whole game being hand drawn art.

It’ll EASILY clear 5 million.
MGS4 cleared 5 million and that was a PS3 exclusive.
The gamer population has massively grown since MGS4 came out, the previous games in the series are all much more available to people to go back and catch up, it’s multiplatform (including the most massive distribution base - Steam), it’s…

I didn’t tell myself that. You did.

“Shit, I’ll pre-order as soon as it is available for sale on Steam. All of ya’ll can cry and scream how this is the death of gaming all you want. I’m a dumbass and the reason people can’t have nice things.” - Aronjlove 5/12/15 7:13pm

According to Marvel, literally the entire MCU has been built around the idea that the Ant-Man movie was on the way, since before Iron Man 1. It was basically the first movie they started working on.

It may not tie everything together, but it’s certainly the end of Phase 2, and that’s probably not coincidental.

You’re a dumbass, and people like you are why we can’t have nice things.

SC4 is a watered down version of Castlevania for people who suck at Castlevania.

Regular Castlevania is hard as nails and tedious as fuck to get through unless you’re ridiculously good at it.