These Amy Schumer photos are absurd! Everyone knows C3PO is gay.

Her face says “I’m 110 years old. You’ve been president for 7 years. The fuq did you make me wait?”

Yes, that’s exactly what I gleaned from her piece on Amy Pascal’s Amazon purchases. So brave.

Really? She seems awful to me.

Natasha is a uniquely unpleasant presence on Jezebel.

Like all of Apatow’s movies, it was 30 minutes too long. However, I still thought it was funny as hell.

Surely there is a better term than “peeper.” That just makes me think of a sugar coated chickadee.

Her death was ruled a suicide? Are you fucking kidding me.

remember when Emma Stone wasnt friends with a perv & didn't play Asian characters. good times

Even aborted fetuses are like, CHILL JINDAL

WE WANT TO ABORT ALL YOUR BABIES MUHAHAHAHAHAHA AND EAT THEIR DELICIOUS JUICES MUAHAHAHAHA - sneaky liberal feminists

Internalized misogyny is a helluva drug

I see you pandering to me The Dressmaker, and I like it.

I have little doubt B v S will be horse crap but Suicide Squad might surprise us, as Dave Ayer has done before. DC did miss a huge opportunity, I agree Charlie.

Haha brilliant

RIP to the douchion icon

I loved aallllll of this.

I agree with her wanting to investigate the synergistic effects of beauty products. Additionally, I want to know more about the effects of vaginal products like tampons, pads etc that contain bleach. This stuff worries me.

Good. I have a strong suspicion that Jon Hamm is a dick. Like, literally. The entity we know as Hammaconda is the human and Jon is the actual dick part.

I realized that after posted it. Therefore my sentiments shall be henceforth applied to Disney (who removed his statue from Disneyland this week), Jill Scott & and every other person who needed an admission from him to confirm his guilt.